Aspirins - God is ________

God is _________?

God is like... Coke...He's the real thing. Pan Am...He makes the going great. General Electric...He lights your path. Bayer Aspirin...He works wonders. Hallmark Cards...He cares to send the very best. Tide...He gets the stains out that others leave behind. V05 Hairspray...He holds through all kinds of weather. Dial Soap...Aren't you glad you know Him? Don't you wish everyone did? Scotch tape...You can't see Him, but you know He's there. What do you say? God is.....(Please nothing rude :-( )

Public Comments

Nonexistent. He's not real... like Quetzalcoatl.
Light that covers all time and space; by his spirit; http://www.freedomcame.com/glory/
An invisible crutch
Budweiser. Too much turns ya into a raving nutcase!
The alpha and the omega
A Myth.(period).....
godisimaginary.com
Merciful and Amazing. : )
God(s) is every cultures explanation of the universe.
dead - nietzsche
like Santa Claus. He makes you feel all warm inside, but in reality he doesn't exist. Still, that doesn't stop us from telling our children that he does.
All.
everything!
everything to me.
The Great I am.
god is the Creator of all things he knew you before you were born.
hitler-kills millions of people for his "empire"
A tool used to control the masses, the wealth, and the power of the world for most of history. And, it worked/ still works today.
that was really nice and well put together
I agree with Zero Cool. lmao!!
..the energizer bunny....he just keeps going and going.
Scotch tape he is every where you can't see him but he is there even though you might not think so he is and every thing else he has helped me through leting people go like my horse and my uncle, great grand mother, my grand mother, my pets my parents and many other things he has also helped me make the right desisions. He has helped me go through family divorces none of which were mine also he has helped me go through my family's drinking problems and he helps me get through bad days he helps me with every thing I pray to him for every thing once I asked him "Dear Lord please help me open this so my family can eat please thank you lord." God did help me cuz I opened that jar after I prayed to him.
Love.
beyond understanding...period I like how you are using sayings, but they don't compare...sorry if this sounds rude, I'm not trying to be.
whoever you want him to be.
God is a genie that gives you whatever you wishes; you know he doesn't exist and he doesn't.
The ONLY ONE WHO created you, me and every thing you see and do not see... and the only SOUL who loves you even if you mock HIM... peace people!
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Eternal and incomprehensible
all of those plus millions more i just hope other people will beleive me when i say... God is real (notice the sighn of respect for God when i capitolize him) plus i may just be 11(turning 12 tomorow) i may hate going o church but i know he's there i could talk to him my mom had a dream that i was comming and she was right so all of you who don't know Jesus i'm sorry but to those of you who hate Jesus i am sooo sorry for you and to those of you who love Jesus... OUR GOD IS AN AWSOME GOD!(the song i'm listening to it in my head)
Sony: Like No Other. JVC: The Perfect Experience. Nokia: Connecting People. Motorola: Intelligence Everywhere. Energizer Bunny: He keeps going and going and going. GE: He brings good things to life. RCA Victor: His Master's Voice. Allianz: the Power on your side. MAX: Your partner for life. Pfizer: Working for a healthier world. Abbot Laboratories: The Promise of Life. Procter & Gamble: Touching Lives, Improving Life. Reebok: I am what I am! Guinness: Brilliant. Alton Towers: Where Wonders Never Cease. American Express: Don't leave home without Him. Chevrolet: Like a Rock! Bharat Petroleum: Energizing Lives. Radio Shack: You've got questions? He's got answers! United States Army: Strength for now. Strength for later.
god is like ....water, she flows around us like a great ocean, that our souls swim in
I love God.
God is Love